Shego Reports

[Shego]

Shego Report #1

Huh... I found this nifty little journal thing so I might as well use it... not like anyone READS these anyway...

SO, I was minding my own business at Drakken's lab when suddenly these inky-aliens things came out of the SHADOWS. Ok, yeah, I was freaked at first, thinking that one of the Doc's experiments went wrong(like they always do) so I defended myself. I fought them for a while, fending off as best as I could, but they still dragged me into their world. At their world there was this tall, black cloak and pointy-hat wearing lady with GREEN skin that was waiting for me. GREEN SKIN, I KNOW, right?? I thought I was the only one with that kind of complexion, I mean, who would of THOUGHT... my dressing style is better though.

She told me she was waiting for me, and extended this proposition: that if I worked for her, I would enhance my powers, and I'm guessing there is some spiffy paycheck coming out of this as well! Sorry Dr. D, but the woman seems to know what she's DOING. Any-who, I accepted the offer, and she gave me this totally-AWESOME-sexy new suit that fits me nice, and cozy. I liked my checkered catsuit, yeah, but this was infused with some sort of technology or "powers" to enhance my speed, and my plasma goodness.

I set out on my first mission to find this Jafar, who apparently is some dead guy, six feet under... Actually, more than six feet, I mean-- I had to travel to the Underworld to get him, and I met HADES. Nice guy, a little psychotic, but what evil villain isn't?
So, God of the FLAMING Hair tells me I have to enter this Colosseum games and beat muscle- boy Hercules, and I was like, "Whoah-- Hercules from the myths Hercules?" and he was like "Yeah, that dude."

I had no other choice, so I agreed. Oh, there was some trouble with this little pipsqueak but he wasn't important. I hate kids, and I seem to find them EVERYWHERE. Middleton AND Hell... then again, it WAS the Underworld. So, I went to the Colosseum, with Cuddles, my little inky-alien thing partner, (yeah, he's one of the things that attacked me, but I've felt somewhat attached to him-- He has a diamond shaped scratch on his forehead that sets him apart from the others, and hey, I love diamonds.)

I found out that Cuddles' kind are called Heartless, and there are others called Nobodies, which I think are the good guys? Which are my bad guys-- It makes sense. He has a caretaker named Atticus, and I met him while I was training for The Games. He told me all the new and wonderful things I could do with Heartless powers, but he says that I have to permanently join to fully access them. I told him that I was working under Queeny until further notice, buuuuuut I would take his offer into consideration.

Time to kick some Godly-butt with the new info!

[Shego]

Shego Report #2

As expected, I KICKED GODLY BUTT, hah, nailed the guy right in the jaw and he was seeing stars. I'm exhausted though, I've been fighting for two days non stop, without food, water or sleep. Sure the enhancing magic and whatnots help, but plasma doesn't run on air! Well, it sorda does, I guess, but, that isn't the point, I mean, I need goods to be of any use or my own plasma can damage me.

Even worse, ever since I've been using those dark abilities Scarecrow (Atticus ) told me about, I've been feeling weird, and not the GOOD weird, the kind that I'm not too comfortable with. I feel angrier, and... a little sad, but JUST a little!

I finished my mission and I was able to get Jafer or... Jeykay...or something with a J's soul, and gave it to Queeny. Good riddance, since I didn't want something that caused that much trouble. Not even Drakken's ideas where this much of a hassle, and now I have a new thing to worry about-- a clown.

You should of seen him, his clothes, the way he moved, he... scared me. There is something not right about him, and even if he's on OUR team, it frightens me. I mean, I classify many things as insane or mad, but I have NO word for him. I have NO idea what Queeny is thinking hiring a guy like that! Atticus seems right by it too-- does NO ONE see the danger I see in keeping this guy around!?

If anything, I'm starting to miss the simple days where I only had to worry about a crummy teenager foiling our evil plans. I wonder what she is up to... eh, probably saving the world, Geesh, what a goody-two-shoes.

Cuddles, I think, is my only friend in all of this. He's stuck by me, even helped me when I was about to lose my head. We make a good team him and me... I mean, we can barely talk, but it feels he's the most that makes SENSE since I got here.

I'm going to sleep now, but tomorrow, I'd want some answers on that clown... Oh... I guess I should ask about this Keyblade note thingy I found too... but later.

[Shego]

Shego Report #3

I haven't been feeling like my green self as of late. I haven't been as sarcastic as I should be... could I be getting sick?

I can't believe Queeny hasn't killed me yet. Acteur is on my side, and I think he's cool in a... dorky... play-writer sort of way. Beatrix... Oh, I plain hate her, but what can I do? I feel like I'm being replaced, even if Malefy tells me otherwise. I wonder if Atticus is alright, I've rarely heard of him, and when I do he just scared the ba-JEESUS- out of me, like --

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DARN IT! He did it again! Geesh! I think soon I'll give him a wrist bell, so I know when the HECK he's about to sneak up on me! Yeah, I think that's what I'll do...

I feel so weak as of late... I should lay back a little on the 30-something corridor openings to make deals...